(Blank) Roger Clemens

I've been a Clemens detractor for, oh, about 10 years, and Mrs. Save Fitchburg can attest to my constant desire to see him not in a Red Sox uniform ever again (recently discussed in the last week). Today's news (and if you haven't heard, you'll figure it out soon enough) is comforting in that some things never change. Roger Clemens is still a two-bit streetwalker in sanitary socks. A couple of bucks and the illusion is desire is all Clemens really wants. He can rot in the Bronx, and hopefully he does. That said, that early-June series with the Yanks is suddenly veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrry interesting.